Mirena: One Year Today!

Huzzah! Hooray! Happy birthday, little guy!


I have carried you for one year in my womb, nurtured you with chocolate, loved you as only a non-mother can… etc etc. 😉

So, it’s been a year. As per all of my updates until now – I fucking love my Mirena. It’s been a great year for me. My Depo/Implanon woes have vanished and I feel normal. My period has disappeared. My libido has mostly returned, and I’m having vaginal orgasms (plural!) which I’ve never had up until now at the ripe old age of 29.

Anyway, I’m off to buy my uterus a birthday cake! (…To be eaten by mouth, in case you were wondering.)


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